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Everything is going according to plan

Гражданская Оборона / Егор Летов - Все идет по плану (1986)

Graschdanskaja Oborona / Yegor Letow - PCML idjot po Planu (Everything goes according to plan)

No evening among Russian students, where no one would take up the guitar and the song "PCML idjot po Planu" Everything goes according to plan , sang. The song is old, 23 years old - yet it has perestroika, Yeltsin democracy and Putin's two terms - and the death of his artist Yegor Letow in 2008 - survived, and is now in the year 2009, without that there is a breath of his timeliness would have lost.

true - the subject is from the past: A simple Soviet citizens, abandoned by his wife, comes home exhausted from work, turns on the TV and watch public television ... his life and on television shown in bold mixed associations. And he acknowledges in his cynicism, contrary to the propaganda just "all (not) running according to plan."

plans that do not run as planned, there are in Russia today. Perhaps for this simple reason for the melodious song Letows is today still sung daily, either by street musicians, be it at student parties. Und ist damit zur Hymne nicht nur einer, sondern mehrerer, so sehr unterschiedlicher Generationen von 1988 bis heute geworden.

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Author: Egor Letov

Album: Everything is going according to plan

Boundaries key brokenfooted half,

And our Father Lenin quite usop,

he spread on the mold and the linden honey,

A restructuring and everything goes according to plan,

And all the dirt turned into a bare ice.

And everything goes according to plan

And everything goes according to plan

But my soul wanted to retire,

I promised her not to participate in the war game,

But cap on my hammer and sickle and star,

How touching the hammer and sickle and star,

dashing expectations of a lantern Dangle,

And everything goes according to plan ...

Everything is going according to plan ...

And my wife fed the crowd,

World fist crushed her chest,

a people's freedom to rend her flesh,

So dig in there its in Christ! After

Everything is going according to plan ...

Everything is going according to plan ...

alone grandfather Lenin was a good leader,

and all other remaining shit,

And all the other enemies are idiots,

over the native homeland of the demoniac snowing,

I bought the magazine Korea, there is good too,

There Kim Er Sen, there is also that we have,

I am sure that they, too most

And everything goes on plan ...

All goes according to plan ...

And under communism, everything will be zaebis,

It will come soon, you just have to wait,

Everything will be free, there'll be kaif,

there probably do not have to die,

I woke in the night and realized that

Everything is going according to plan ...

Everything is going according to plan ...

The key of the border is broken in two in half

And Father Lenin is dead as a doornail

He has been in decay and linden honey decomposed

And perestroika goes and goes according to plan

And all the dirt has been turned into bare ice

And everything goes according to plan

Everything goes according to plan

And my soul would rest

I promised not to take part in the war game

are But in my cap hammer and sickle and star

Oh, how is the touching, the hammer and sickle and star

wanders the bold light of the expectation

And everything goes according to plan ...

Everything goes according to plan

And they threw the crowd in front of my wife to obliterate

With his fist in the world to her chest crushed

The unbridled freedom of her body mangled

So they bury it in the name of Christ! For

Everything goes according to plan ...

Everything goes according to plan ...

Only Great Father Lenin was a good leader

And everybody else is real shit

And all the enemies are those fools

About the dear fatherland, it was snowing like crazy

I bought a magazine: In Korea, it is also seems well

where Comrade Kim Il Sung is, there it is also like us

I am sure that It is with them as with us ..

and everything goes according to plan ..

Everything goes according to plan ...


And everything will be under communism affengeil

Soon songwriter so far, we only need to wait a little

Then there everything for free, then songwriter ever top

Then you have to die, not at all likely

middle of the night I woke up and realized that ...

... everything goes according to plan

... Everything goes according to plan

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Fahrten in der "Marschrutka"

rides in the "marshrutka"

public transport in a Russian metropolis - there are synonym: marshrutka . With marshrutka the little yellow mini buses called the masses mill around in the city and carry passengers. The price is independent of the duration - 11 rubles, about 40 cents. A trip to the marshrutka, depending on the mood - a great nuisance, or an experience!

The Marschrutkafahrer typically comes from one of the Caucasus republics such as Dagestan. He is a real go-getter, a man who whistles at all. Also on the traffic rules, and that he transported people and not hay. Once his aim, he gives everything and can not be stopped, either from the red light, columns of standing still .. Must be, he makes his minivan in the middle of the intersection to again at the earliest opportunity loszubrettern. With his colleagues, marshrutka drivers of other lines, he gives himself little race to the nearest cross street, where they branch off. Sometimes this leads to minor accidents, but this is not worth mentioning. His musical tastes extend to the old, proven, so he listens mostly Soviet-hit, running on "Radio Chanson". Sometimes, he but also a CD with the hits of the Dagestani and Chechen pop star.

A "Hold Request" button in the marshrutka? Far from it. If you want to get off, you have to enforce his right of vote violence is just screaming out "astanawiitje", "pull over" and the chauffeur for selecting the most appropriate bus stop. If possible, one where someone is waiting, so he immediately fill the empty space can again.

Should it be repaired, the minibus driver and his middle of the road makes it across the road, crawling under it .. If need be, he drags the bus of a Colleagues on the rope through the city - with passengers inside, both with him, and my colleague, of course.

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Leben im Studentenheim

life in the Russian students home

On 1 September is traditionally in Russia school and beginning of the semester - this day is called "Knowledge Day" celebrated. And in early September, I was, like all other foreign students in the dormitory ( obscheschitije ) at the University Astrakhan district.

International atmosphere

Is Astrakhan, the city in southern Russia, one way or already international, this is still tops the students home. Live here Uzbeks, Tajiks, Turkmens, Kazakhs, Karakalpaks, Azeris, Dagestan, Russian, Kalmyk, Egyptians, Gambier, Chad, Zimbabwe, Moldovans. Many of them are only just beginning their studies and are 17-18 years old. None of them has ever cooked yourself or purchases made, no one has the slightest idea what an iron is to use. And many can only bad Russian - the students from Africa, surprisingly, often much better than from the former Soviet republics. But since the first week in the dormitory create Remedy: The hostel is language, cooking and household in a school. Everyone will be taught thoroughly in a short time, be it from the older students, be it from the cleaning lady or the Deschurnaja.

staff and rules

with "supervisor" or "caretaker" can translate the Russian Occupation "deschurnaja" just bad. It is responsible for every 60 students who live on the same floor, and is responsible for all questions. Among other things, precisely, that stove and washing machine are operated properly, that everyone is at 11 clock in his room, any banquet will be held, and order are respected.

The rules here are much stricter than in the student's home in Berne - attendance is practically prohibited in the main go well, at an information event is being drummed into all students, that the violation of House rules virtually synonymous with the exclusion whether from the university. It is therefore important to face with the staff well. This allows the rules significantly soften - you just donated the night watchman now and then a beer (eg Baltika ), brings the guard a piece of cake or a glass jam from the market or give the porter a Swiss Mü nzsatz for his son, who collects coins.

rest or privacy? - Not applicable. The doors can be closed while pro forma - with a key that mimics one of the key makers at every street corner for the equivalent of 1 franc. The walls are hearing ring and make the Tajik tea parties, whether you like it or not, to the Community Event. The (rare) post will be distributed at the entrance, and everyone always knows who got what from whom.

absurd

on absurdities should be prepared for all eventualities. This begins with the House Rules, section 4.2. "Jump not from the 4th Floor, according to the statistics, every second jump from the fourth floor lethal ".

Or will you also sometimes with the wake-up call " Where's the iron where the iron is aroused. " You answer, at half past seven in the morning still slightly sleepy, not at once, to spin the Deschurnaja second key in the lock to return to "iron" to call - they suspected you, stole the iron have, under this pretext, and awakens the same time all the inhabitants.

Eating

The kitchen in our dormitory is almost always very clean. The mystery of the clean kitchen, I discovered, however, soon: Instead of once a week in Bern, the kitchen is cleaned three times a day here.

to correct Russian and Russian cuisine you will not get used here. But in a highly creative, international cuisine. - The range of Uzbek Plov (rice and carrot stew) on Lagman, buckwheat zucchini eggplant and tomatoes, plenty of fresh fish, millet, various tinting , heads up to overcooked spaghetti: the spaghetti from the factory with the catchy name Lipezkchlebmakaronprom have the property only pampig cook al dente but not to leave. Pumpkin soup. Adding s METANA (crème fraîche) is still any inedible food edible. And as alternative giving even the cafeteria.

So many people in one small area - this is also a market to earn what you can get here. The calling my neighbor, the Kalmyk Ainge, on the plan. He summarily ordered 150 kilograms of fresh mutton from the Kalmyk steppe, and bring this with 20 rubles (80 Cents) Earnings per kilo in the first man to run the sales are not as good, which is stored in the refrigerator the next room outsourced meat continue to herself ..

The real luxury

Our student residence is by Russian standards, the true luxury. Foreign students contribute immensely to the high tuition fees much to budget for the university, for that they enjoy an important privilege - the right to with about 40 francs a month very affordable housing in the newly renovated dormitory. The standard is here - with washing machine, Kitchen, running hot water and heating system functioning - far higher than in ordinary Russian dormitories.

True enough - who peace and privacy are important, it is difficult here, but which are almost free housing, many new friends and socializing over in a truly international atmosphere. Everyone helps everyone, whether in cooking, in the tasks of exploring the new environment in a Russian city. Life in a Russian student residence offers, that's for certain, many memorable insights and encounters.

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Schweitzerischer Robinson 1725 - curiose Nachricht von den Reisen Christoph Gassmanns

Schweitzer African Robinson 1725 - curiose message from the Travel Christoph Gassmann's

Curiose message / From / travel Christoph Gassmann's / the masons of / Albis = Rieden. / The in Saxony and Swedish / belligerent services stood / bey Poltava / prisoner / to Moscow / Casan / Astrakhan / under the Kalmuk and other tar = / plantar been done / fehr listeners / A journey across the Caspian Sea and / Persia done / and finally A. 1724 nach/22.jährigem absence near home / come.

So short and sweet is the title of one of my favorite books on Russia. What it is is out of his name before you can - the astonishing adventures of an involuntary Zurich stonemasons who fell in foreign service, and after the battle of Poltava long years in captivity of the Russian tsar and the people in captivity of Kalmü ; spent bridges. Because the stone was Gassmann accept, we must not even read and write, worried his pastor, the compilation of his experiences. To adorn Gassmann's religious experiences but can and God's work to make it clear is unfortunately not clear in some passages, this is gas man or his pastor. Especially as the pastor also all available literature used to - for him unclear - Gassmann's statements to interpret with learned explanations.

Despite these cliffs, the little book a wonderful resource and a complement to any Russia-Travel Guide. For here you will find many a cliché that haunts today in the world around, and Gassmann's descriptions allow the Russia of that time, the beginning of the 18th Century, compared with the Russia of today. Then - just as only several massive peasant uprisings the Empire were shattered. When it was among young adventurers fashion, as Tsar spend and fight for the throne. When was the Great Migration to the immigration of Buddhist Kalmyk in the Russian steppes to an end. As the magnificent St. Petersburg until the building was, and yet already hinted his future, so important position among the cities of the world. And other famous cities such as Kazan and Nizhny Novgorod was little more than a collection of shabby wooden huts.

A reprint of the "Travel Christoph Gassmann's "1976 in Paul Haupt Verlag, Bern, appeared, the book is available in many libraries. guess

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Many quotes from Christoph Gassmann's memoirs can be, that Russia does not have the image of Europeans in the last 300 years changed but - here is already talk of the "eternal" Russian stereotypes : contrast of affluence and poverty, the country's vastness, cold, vodka ..

"Among us is in it something very rare Schweitz, a man , See the so stopped at our suite in landing as this, which I Begegegnussen communiciere.

"I very much doubt that so far beyond the Volga was a member of our canton of Zurich ever".

"How should we come from such lands been watching TV again for our country so much desired Vatter, since we were without clothes, without gel, with no security?"

"You do not have to wonder whether I was in captivity eaten camel meat, you can think of themselves ".

"Everything here is Wolfeil and Uber river - the Volga giveth a Quantitet fish and crustaceans that are fulfilled by wild Insle Endt and geese, there grows a very strange and wohlgeschmackter good wine. " away

"When we found among us a burning desire to see our dear Vatterland once again, and Sun dise our suite and to a much Oerter unangenähme with something better zuverwechslen, so we decided to Tsar us the feet to throw, and very humbly zubegehren our separation. "

" Russia is in many wild Russians Orthen all sand layer and full, it is certain that a lot of people are horrible abstain because that is not because of the large zubewunderen spaciousness.

"The water to all sorts of species of fish, and on the north shore, it giveth a = Quantitet salmon and sturgeon, oxen, cows, goats, sheep, pigs are gnug, wild pigs, rabbits, wood-ox Misery animals, camels, animals bey the Tartars, the reindeer Lapps bey .. "

" The ground is cold, and winter is so grim that the inhabitants of Moscow noses and frozen ears. Therefore they have their fur vonnöhten works greatly. "

" The greatest desire of the Russians was to drink with brandy full and great. "

"The present Czar, Russia in another Gesetzet state, so that one knows no longer in Russia today, and it darbey veränderet from day to day more. "

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